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04 Mar 2010

I have to say that meeting you is rather odd. It’s like interviewing Mr. T. What to call you?

[Laughs] Lady Gaga or Gaga is fine. Everyone calls me one of the two, and it’s very normal. I think it’s mostly about being in my world and understanding what I do. … When you’re around me and really see that all I do is live and breathe for my work, it’s not strange, it’s just Gaga.

What does [your spiritual guide] bring to the party?

What I like about him is that he doesn’t speak to me like I am a normal person. He understands that I have an eccentric way of life and personality. And he also understands that I am famous, and I appreciate that.

Don’t you think it’s kind of creepy when you refer to yourself in the third person?

No. Not if you’re an artist, it’s not. I talk about myself in the third person all the time. I don’t live my life in the way someone like you does. I live my life completely serving only my work and my fans. And that way, I have to think about not what is best for my vagina but what is best for my fans and for me artistically.

Saint Gaga has forsaken her vagina for you.

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